hatched

Slowly I'm gettin' sober. Man that was a hard night. The release party for our EP was... Let me say it like this:  if you are blood type AB+ and usually spend all your days with sports and healthy stuff... you know drinking raw eggs and things like that... give me a call, cause I need a new liver! Or donate some bucks for a dialysis machine.* I guess that would be the most sustainable solution regarding the fact that the release party wasn't the last gig this month.

To say it in the words of the almighty Kong: "come one comall" (qoute: iDDi Kong, 2011, Facebook)** to our next gig at the GOLDENE KRONE DARMSTADT on FEBRUARY 25th! We play right between GUNSIGHT and MIND THE GAEP on an "ouch i got hairspray in my eyes" happening! It's gonna be loud, it's gonna be hard, it's gonna be rock n' roll! So party on Garth!

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We now have MERCHANDISE!!! So come to our gig and get your personal copy of our EP "hatched", your new favorite T-shirt with a big fat BLACK LIZARD on front, your own hot BLACK LIZARD lighter, or your even hotter all new BLACK LIZARD thong!*** Or check out our website for our brand new BLACK LIZARD online shop if you are lazy!**** 

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* YES A DIALYSIS MACHINE FOR LIVERS ACTUALLY EXISTS! THINK ABOUT THE POSSIBILITIES!

** IN YOUR FACE KARL-THEODOR!

*** FOR BOYS AND GIRLS! FOR OLD AND YOUNG! YOUR REAR WILL LOOK SPECTACULAR!
**** OR A TALKING DOG WHICH I AM CONVINCED EXIST OUT THERE! IN THAT CASE I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THAT YOU COULDN'T GET YOUR MERCH AT OUR GIGS BECAUSE IF THE WRONG PEOPLE WOULD FIND OUT YOU ARE CAPABLE TO TALK YOU WOULD END UP PINNED ON AN OPERATING TABLE IN A LABORATORY SOMEWHERE IN SLOVENIA AND A WEIRD LAUGHING GUY WITH A DISC-SAW SLOWLY REVEALS YOUR BRAIN TO CUT IT INTO SLICES AND SELL IT TO JAPAN WHERE SOME BUSINESS MEN THINK IT'S BETTER THAN VIAGRA... WELL BELIEVE ME I EXACTLY KNOW HOW THAT FEELS!